When at last my colleagues convinced me to go out after work and I’d relaxed enough to drop my… everyone could finally see my helm…

A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value

Women are attracted to men who tak… Because it’s the best possible clu… That he would risk his life for he…

There’s only one way To win a game of chicken But there are two ways to lose And the only chance of victory Is knowing ahead of time

Unsatisfied with natural consequen… human beings concocted perverse in… which is to say where once we were mere mortals now we are self-defeating

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

People think that the spork didn’t include any aspects of the… because the serrated edge of the prospective all-in-one utensil kept slicing open the focus group…

The logic of antisemitism Is the very same logic in witch du… When the only way the accused can… As she is dunked under water Is by sinking;

In the same Talking Heads song the “road to nowhere” is both a “road to paradise” and the way “they can tell you what to… and “make a fool of you”

It used to be that We could feed our souls By serving others Or feed our egos By serving ourselves

Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…

Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

Beliefs and behavior are the real… One leads to another And we have no idea How it all started Our name for that lacuna is God

Desire is so hard to put into word… In satisfying our desire God provides just enough Which, given the nature of our des… Is more than enough