When I die I’m go– ing to donate my body to pseudoscience
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
They say if you expect disappointment then you will never be disappointed But I say
God is one And God is the one that got away But God is still the one that’s got a way
God took the risk of betting on us Because He made us to embrace ris… God is betting that we pass our on… What are you willing to risk your… a. Everything
Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines
I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…
When Eddie Money said “I’ve got two tickets to paradise” he didn’t mention that the paradise sales team only sells tickets in pairs
Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of
When the highly educated play dumb and you are dragooned into spelling it out for them know that their obtuse dissembling bespeaks regression to the oral st…
People want to get rich because they think money will make them happy People want to stay rich because they know that money