Liberalism can be confused with ni… where you have to believe in nothi… or with Unitarian Universalism where you’re encouraged to believe… as much of everything as you like

“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…

Somewhere between 27% and 53% of… none of which students can legally… is wasted Let’s split the difference and call it 40%

Privacy is when everyone can see you but no one is watching Surveillance is when no one can see you

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion

The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime

Everyone makes fun of the weatherman for getting the forecast wrong as if getting it right is his real job

The remarkable thing about life is how time consuming it is

If it can’t be fixed but it must be fixed it stands to reason that you should keep trying the easy fix

In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…

All of reality is a temptation To believe in yourself But if you do You’ll never get it– Self-confidence is always lacking

If you count the rings on a tree stump it will tell you the cost of doing business

In wristwatch advertisements the doomsday clock is always set to ten past ten

Trump’s genius is his nothingness which allows him to be everything e.g., He’s America’s inside joke (American democracy was a joke lon…