The male gaze sees all or nothing unless it’s blindfolded– then it sees both
A wise man once told me When you don’t know what to do do nothing A wise politician
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
We think nothing’s shocking since we’ve seen it all when really it’s because we’re blind to the obvious
You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe
Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing
One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it
After years of therapy I was able to go from survivor’s guilt to thriver’s guilt
Asked to account for his success w… he explained that he drives his ca… like he won it on The Price Is R…
Each of us are broken Off from one another So that together We create our mosaic Moshiach will come
The discomfort that Americans now all evince in one another used to be reserved for old people who get rich quick
You both cause and cure real self-… by performing fake self-loathing for an online audience The cure takes when you’ve no authentic self left
The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:
