There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
The three most powerful words in the English language are not I love you; they are So be it
It is often wondered whether the v… People of the Book are reading fiction or non-fiction but since they are each reading an… of a relationship that is phenomen…
I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…
It’s not just that The civilization I was born into Is gone– This probably happens To most of history’s long-lived
Imagine what the mannequins say to… as they go their separate ways fro… as each ships out from the factory A religious mannequin says: There, but for the grace of God,…
When you have to share everything else you can still hog the blame pie
It feels like I’m writ– ing an unauthorized au– tobiography
In the contest for your soul The devil has to play by God’s ru… You can’t ever get what you want Because you always become what you…
Give thanks to God For we are much obliged
For those who are real– ly asking, the truth is al– ways multi-tasking
Under new management, hell now consists of friendly fire
Six days of innovation One day of relaxation I guarantee: Creation!
I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means
I’m always leaving things at church so the lost and found won’t be empty
