I was born in the summer of my 47th year coming home to a place my mazel’d ever been before
For about one hundred years it was no longer a secret that the easiest way to be a rational a… in an irrational world is to rationalize all
I used to say Nothing to see here but now that I’ve embraced transparency there really is
In a post-pandemic bid to remain relevant the SATs have removed all true/false questions in acknowledgment that such questi…
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
The fog of war is not knowing what’s coming next The fog of peace is thinking you know
A mid-life crisis happens when you realize that life is a treadmill which keeps speeding up until you fall off
When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing
Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret
I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation
Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs
The world has gone to heck And heck is hell Minus the pleasure
Just because they’re coming to get you doesn’t mean you’re not paranoid
If my peccadillos Are mere cigarillos Why is my hide as thick as an arma…