I have a prediction to make: We can’t predict the ending But when it’s all said and done Everything will seem obvious For example,

Everyone thinks Vladimir and Estr… stay together because they’re both waiting for Godot when really it’s their mutual disdain for Wile E. Coyote

Happiness is the moment after the weight of the world is lifted from your shoulders and before it lands on your toe

You can only tell that People are truly free If they work harder than everyone… Which they do because All of their work

The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team

The culture war is a secret weapon in the class war which the haves use to keep the have nots

Every night when Smokey Bear would tuck me in… the last thing he always said was Only you can prevent forest fires

If my wife could re-draft she says she’d still take me but only after trading back to the second round

Knowing is half the battle but it’s always been left unsaid t… the other half is feeling We can now definitively say that you’ll know the battle’s been…

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

You’ve made Your waterbed Now steep in it

History always repeats itself And we find ourselves once more On the banks of the Red Sea Under extreme duress To put it mildly

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come

The never-ending apocalyptic refra… may just be yet another version of death’s denial: The world must be ending