Whistler’s mother had just spent a long day with Whis– tler’s mother-in-law
Less self-interest is in your best interest except on Pinterest
Jews learned the hard way That because God sanctions God also sanctions– In this lies their certainty about… Most other nations just know
I’m getting much better at recognizing my wife’s subtle hi… like when she recently put mosquit… over her side of the bed
Secure in my authenticity I thought I’d avoided that trap which had ensnared so many of my g… the safety of ironic distance– until I realized that
You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after
I trusted the process It wrought processed food I’m still processing
You’re only a real materialist If you demand that believers Do the impossible And then get angry When they prove you wrong
Don’t sweat the small stuff. It’s all big stuff.
Where the Cold War was Spy vs. Spy The Psyberwar is Psy vs. Psy
Faced with a forced choice The agnostic feigns ignorance For if you ask a woman to marry yo… And she says I don’t know
Everything on the internet is too… To call Leaving everything undecided But for this– We should all be worried
If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
Consider the vowel: In Marxism, the last shall remain… as the second A in materialism always becomes the second E in mat… And in capitalism, of course