If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…

The saying goes There’s no I in team But there is a me And it’s because You give yourself to the team

It takes guts to admit you don’t belong but it’s easy to read a sign that says No admission

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

I have a deep need for love but an even deeper fear of rejecti… and God is both the greatest gamble and the surest thing

In my experience If a tree falls in the forest And there is no one to hear it We all hear about it

You can only make a difference in the face of indifference

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

Not wanting to die We weren’t foolish enough To look God in the face Wanting to live forever We selectively remembered that Go…

It turns out they were right when they removed the self-destruc… explaining You won’t be needing this anymore now that you have autocorrect

When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy

Of late I always feel like I just got off one of the spinning rides at the county fair but that’s just the sensation of civilization accelerating as it

When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…