Death and danger are our lot Look at what my kid can do is what’s been wrought

Liberalism is a gift That can only be received from Go… Sourced anywhere else It becomes a debt That can never be repaid

Chaucer said All good things must come to an en… Which was widely If begrudgingly Accepted as a good thing

I still believe that anything is possible It’s just that now nothing would surprise me

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

Totalitarianism then: Nazis and the like Hunted and killed Jews Totalitarianism now: Those hunting likes

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

Some families hide the truth in pl… By laughing at it Although it gets confusing for a c… When the truth is a joke That can’t be told

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

There are only two real superpowers: unacknowledged plagiarism and begrudging cooperation

I have half a mind to lose my mind and half a mind to find God The question, natch

I believe in the great man theory of history because the good man theory of history is so obviously false

I can demand control Of my fear Or I can accept That I am not in control And be not afraid

One thing I’ve learned is The good times Weren’t as good As I imagined them to be In fear of the bad times