In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die

I am simultaneously purging while binge watching TV on my Gal… by ignoring my wife and kids

A sliver of moon follows us home in the car How nice to be fooled

I always liked making people laugh until my undergraduates told me that it was an abuse of power asym…

Just because life is good doesn’t mean it isn’t also too much of a good thing

AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it

Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it

Charles Horton Cooley said “I am not what I think I am and I am not what you think I am; I am what I think you think I am” Before the like button

Right up until the last revision it said Life, liberty and the hot pursuit…

You can’t know what you will decid… But you will know when you have de… You can’t know how you will act on… But you already know what is at st… Everything hangs in the balance;

Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000

Keep in mind that if you’re going to jump from the frying pan into the fire a golden parachute just buys you plenty of time to ponder

Materialism is no way out of Cartesian dualism It just turns backwards– I am, therefore I think– in an infinite regress

The people will never accept the f… that the one thing missing from an effective conspiracy is conspir… so they keep looking for the inexi… always expecting to find them

We have religion for the heart and science for our brains but the head and the heart are afraid of each other because there’s nothing for the ne…