I wasn’t born to follow mainly because I would never go through a red light
It could be the truth if it couldn’t go viral But it’s definitely pravda if it speeds our downward spiral
We treat life as if Postponing the inevitable When we should be busy Preparing for the inestimable
With the same hubris That got us into this mess In the first place We like nothing more than to decla… Global warming is man-made
Some people have baggage; I come with furniture Fortunately, my wife enjoys rearranging
When people say I live on my phone I wonder how they withstand the pr… Of eight tons per square inch
No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look
In the west Since we can’t control time We just buy more time An approach used elsewhere With equally mixed results
In East Germany they had a planned economy and an old joke: I pretend to work You pretend to pay me
Nero fiddles while Rome burns? Fiddle-de-dee! Nero riddles but Rome never learn…
As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules
Like Jacob If you wrestle with the divine Through the darkest hours You will get hurt and limp away Which we call experiencing loss
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
We all know death is coming and yet it remains a surprise ending
I thought my alarm clock woke me up each day but the day I realized it had always been a false alarm was the day I realized
