Life is simple; the meaning of life is complicated As a man I’m a simple creature but I’ve been married long enough… that women are complicated

When you cut the umbilical cord children remain reliant on their p… until they start to become self-re… by attaching to their friends as a step towards the full self-re…

The most useful pawn is the one who believes himself king

I can’t guess your age but I can guess your age when you got that tattoo

I don’t give a darn about my bland reputation

Social media has made the famous so accessible that it’s like you can see the face of… but instead of dying you want to take a nap

He should have said: If everything is permitted then God does not exist

If you can control the future through predictive policing– what the Department of Justice describes as “taking data from disparate sources, analyzing them and then using the results to ...

Two roads diverged the one to the left leading up the garden path the one to the right leading down the garden path

In Mexico City men never wear shorts and if that’s where my anxiety dreams are set they could represent

In inter-family feuds eventually the gloves come off but in intra-family feuds the masks come off

I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better

Our central moral sentiment– that doing the right thing is its… hasn’t done us much good because through it we live in deni… that in this world

The biggest shock of Judgment Day Was that they don’t give out grade… Just comments Which, of course, is worse Mine said:

You can watch my disappearing act as long as you’ve turned your back on the light allowing you to see a mere shadow of myself