No one was more surprised than the… when we cracked open his shell and… the inside covered in mirrors
I risked loss And lost; I win
Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes
A man wants the mother of his children to be a chef in the kitchen “imaginative” in the bedroom a shrink in the living room
When I was a child The most authoritarian teacher Exerted her control through Silent lunch Yesterday, in the cafeteria
I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone
You will have noticed by now That the phrase Public humiliation Is redundant
What I lack in subtlety I make up for in volume
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
On a sphere If you drill down far enough Eventually you will find yourself Drilling up to the surface So, while we may never get to the…
Miss Suzie had a scapegoat The scapegoat was Hillel Miss Suzie went to heaven The scapegoat went to Hello terminator
But you will always get a second chance to make a false impression
Knowing that everyone agrees you remind them of indoor furniture on the porch tells you nothing about what each of them thinks of you
When God says Do what you want He knows You’re going to anyway His risk is betting you want
I always hoped My life would be Fortuitous So, I lived in fear Now I pray
