In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
This is the stage in history where we all give constructive cri… to the demolition crew
The genius of Big Tech’s business… is its simplicity: Get people to pay for what they had previously accessed for free
The ego is a helicopter equipped to safeguard belonging deter conflict and elevate status
Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death
Let’s call the before times “The… It’s not what you know It’s who you know But after the social media It’s not who you know
One would think the earth is flat “Unless” as the Coen brothers put it “round is funny”
Everybody knows The pen is mightier than the sword But few understand That it’s because The pen is a lightsaber
I am not who I think I am I am not who you think I am And I am not even who I think you… I am who I-Am-Who-I-Am thinks I…
Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of
Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
Before I met you the happiest I’d ever been was when everything I’d ever wante… was on lay-away because I didn’t have to make any…
When people give you the silent treatment have them put it in writing
A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway
Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf