The less you need to control the more powerful you

Step up to bat– It’s you against the world First base– Doubt yourself Second base–

There are two kinds of people in t… Those who believe in God And those who believe in God But also believe in God You can tell the latter

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…

Yes, I am most afraid of losing c… But you can’t lose what you don’t… So, I’m afraid of nothing Which is how you die alone The only way to live together

When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults

In the past they randomly distributed blanks amongst the firing squad so that you’d never know if you were really executing enemy…

At night in the city you can only see three stars but you still have to give them five stars

You can’t be free of self-consciousness so you have to be free with self-consciousness; we call this condition

I like positive reinforcement As much as the next guy And the next guy Gets a lot of likes So, it’s back to the grindstone

The crucial ingredient for random mutation to drive evolution is a surplus of time But nothing

Our view from the mor– al high ground was blocked by the Mt. Rushmore of golf

Instead of a Che Guevara t-shirt I have a Carol Burnett henley

In school they put me in the gifted class but as one of my favorite teachers finally put it “There’s just something missing”