A Folk Tale for White Folk
My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes
The dictatorship of the professori… uses neologisms to prevent counter elocution and to speed the transition to authentic sophism and the
Because I never learned anything… I learned the hard way that it’s the only way to learn anything at all
I always thought saying slide trombone was like saying pizza pie until I heard about the valve trombone
Fight fire With fire Accordingly, A bureaucracy can solve any proble… With more paperwork
Peanut butter’s not very good by itself but chocolate is Because I’m not very religious it’s important for me
Pressure is wanting it for someone else Passion is wanting it
When did we ditch the Pledge of Allegiance for the wedge of a grievance
In a Hegelian reversal, I couldn’t com– plain but it would help
Mid-life is when you realize you’re in a clown car The end of life is about accepting that of all the clowns
You would think doing well on social media would give you strength in numbers but you only end up
On the one hand even the talking cure can’t cure death On the other hand you can’t talk it to death
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…
A poem is like a dream In that it shows us the truth Without telling it Because, truth be told There’s no telling