Don’t think of a pink elephant and while you’re at it Don’t kill the messenger
You can never be happy with what you have; on– ly with what you lack
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see
I’ll never forget when a guy standing in his front yard confronted me about looking into parked car windows mistaking me for a car thief
The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity
They can’t kick sand in your face if your head is al– ready in the sand
Why is there something rather than nothing? Because nothing is impossible
It wasn’t false modesty exactly You might call it un-unpretentious if you were being pretentious
Everybody knows that Jews are indigenous to Israe… that they were frogmarched out into the oft-deadly diaspora by th… and that they have openly and
I didn’t know my own strength because my strength is in numbers But now I know that my greatest w… was wanting to be number one Fortunately, while it’s easy to ge…
The central paradox of our broken world is known through the feeling of unsurprised disappointment Hope is the belief
We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles
It’s because certain questions will get you killed that certain other questions are also answers
If there is one thing we can all agree on it’s moral certainty