When God closes one store He opens another

Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable

I can’t say I have wants and needs; mainly I don’t want to be needy

Of late, being good materialists we put space first calling this universe spacetime Yet, at the speed of light it’s not space collapsing

No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look

Can’t buy me love but you can buy me likes

Unconditional love is unbearable so there’s always at least one unspoken rule given to its recipie… Just don’t waste it on them

Late capitalism compensated for it… by blending it into its own propri… No one can redeem the past But everyone can redeem coupons!

The smartest gal in the room Is the one who realizes All the adults in the room Are emotional children Behaving like holy terrors

When the world is a tsar Insisting: Don’t you dare be who… Take it as a dare and risk the sca…

The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…

The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…

The day I found out I was as deep as a basket of botto… was the same day I learned that the problem with fishing for compl… is that you can’t throw them back

It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want

When the panacea for the pandemic was stored inside Pandora’s Box we ended up inside the panopticon