If it’s not anticlimactic it wasn’t worth all the effort

Poets are to their poems As parents are to their children Preparing them for the world Without knowing what they will do

Higher education purports to prepare you for life when really it exists to indebt you for life, expanding campus ideology

Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

The only reason to pursue fame is to forestall the possibility that you’re the kind of person who would die wishing you’d been more famous

I went to a personal branding work… only to find that my most marketab… leveraging value from a lack of or… lends itself more to generics

Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

In a real life version of the ugly duckling discovering s… I was the reject popsicle stick who at long last found out I was a handy tongue depressor

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven

People thought they could finally come and go as they pleased if they could just be rid of the g… only to find in their absence not just more and bigger gates

The one thing postmodernists know… is that the surest way to control… is to convince people there are no… prompting an endless chain of seco… while provoking so much anxiety

Imagine the disappointment when we… both wearing Velcro singlets but each fashioned from the softer… with nary a hook between us

The modernist thesis– You’ll know it when you see it The post—modernist antithesis— I can’t believe my own eyes Our current and nameless synthesis…