Every time I screw up God says what He has to say and then He says Over and I always think

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

Human beings have always used the symbolic to navigate the real; until recently we did so by imagining that the symbolic is rea… whereas scientists imagine that

Learning how to walk is learning how to fall forward while remembering to catch yoursel… again and again Walking is the illusion

Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

A meaning than which nothing greater can be conceived must exist; it’s up to each of us to find it

“You want fries with that?” used to be a line to mock the working poor How ironic that “You want fries with that?”

I’m not afraid of being alone and I’m not afraid of dying but I am afraid of dying alone

If it ain’t broke Don’t fix it So, in case of emergency Break heart To break free

The difference between a black hole and a rabbit hole is that light can’t escape a black… but light can’t get in a rabbit ho…

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it

I have a different problem: there are no feelings to express my words

I bought a Toyota because it’s bulletproof to compensate for the fact that I’m not even rubber bulletproof

I thought I was too smart for my own good But happily, I’d overestimated my… and I was just smart enough to be vaporous