My wife fell right back in love with me when we came up with a rubric
It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece
I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny
The less you need to control the more powerful you
When the doyennes of progressive a… “From the river to the sea is an a… human rights, and peaceful coexist… Bernard-Henri Levy helpfully tran… “‘From the river to the sea’, whic…
Life is short because God knows to leave us wanting more
Evil is cruelty plus pleasure
Self-flattery will get you everywhere but there’s nowhere left to go
God gave us all of creation In which to luxuriate Together Instead We chose to deconstruct
A fair competition Is one in which No one can win So that everyone Has an equal chance
To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be
In the battle between good and evil good appears to be playing for a tie Evil,
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
Like a real life Picture of Dorian Gray my hair stays full even as my act wears thin
The decisive moment at the gates o… is exactly like the denouement in Who Wants to Be a Millionaire? but with one twist To make you feel the pressure
