Mating For Life Saved My

Time is a one way road that only goes forward so that you know which direction t… but you can still go the wrong way down a one way road

When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her

The difference between A garden variety bullshitter And a bullshit artist Is that bullshitting is easy But a bullshit artist

My handwriting analyst said my electronic signature indicates a Type A personality and that’s all she sees anymore I said

A grown up is someone who knows the right thing to do and does it anyway

I have two dogs Which means I’m in double trouble I have three daughters Which means

Civilization is an attempt to filibuster death

It was an offer I thought I couldn’t refuse: You can sit there and take it Or leave it Having nowhere to go

When people ask Business or pleasure? I want to say Life’s only pleasure Is unfinished business

Aristocracy failed because it couldn’t keep some of the people happy all of the time Democracy is failing because

I’m not afraid of rejection– Life is a series of rejections Until you learn that Life goes on I’m afraid of abject humiliation

I try to win but I don’t play to win; I play to play

Forgetting that God has promised To never repeat the Flood We’ve busied ourselves opening the… Expecting to end it all As we flood the planes

Money is our failed attempt To materialize trust Making true wealth An unshakable trust