If God is dead we get eternal recurrence, when things just keep happening ov… and transference, where every authority figure
We thought it would last forever but in retrospect we were having a high time at low tide when the clam digging was easy and the eating was good
The best part about Being a part of something great Is that I get to do my part
When people meet me they typically think I’m a sensitive guy but later they realize I’m a time sensitive guy
Given a ship that would never sink we proceeded to run it aground in search of
When I started telling my employe… Apologies in advance! they still felt compelled by decor… No apologies needed which was how I ended exploitation
Once again, we find ourselves unable to avoid asking– Why do so many people hate Jews to the point of wanting to see the… But let’s refine the question,
My greatest fear is losing control but I’m not in control I have an eternal soul but I’m afraid to die I’m scared of making mistakes
7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins
Quick Draw McGraw taught us that in the wild wild west it’s better… shoot first and ask questions late… But Quick Bluff McGruff the Cyb… knows that on the World Wide Web…
Unlike echolocation language doesn’t bounce off an obj… Instead language encounters the world and… allowing you to get lost
A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him
The original version’s working title was The Giveth and Taketh Away Tree but Silverstein couldn’t get it published
There are no atheists in foxholes; the world is a foxhole
Like anything else immortality has its pros and cons: Our chickens never come home to ro… but our cows never come home eithe…