When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell
Climate change is just the latest chapter in our ever-ending story
According to F. Scott Fitzgerald… “The test of a first-rate intellig… is the ability to hold two opposin… in mind at the same time and still retain the ability to fu…
Note that the male tes– tes are exactly the size of small potatoes
Contemporary pacifism attempts to… One full fathom deep But repression is just short for The return of the repressed So, you can tell a modern pacifist…
Writing history is hard especially when it’s about the past
The last waltz isn’t over until they come waltzing back in
When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:
It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…
It’s come to my attention that My attention span is limited By what I want to see And like most people these days I don’t know what I want
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
You can’t quite see it but Moe also pokes Curly right in his third eye
She was so cool that even her periods were fashionably late
An overreaction used to tell you who was guilty Now it’s just another link in
Nobody invents themselves so we’re left to choose between perfecting or reinventing ourselve… Nobody’s perfect of course
