Living during COVID-19 Was like trying to eat A bag of individually wrapped M&M…
Every time I’ve totally lost it It was because I feared I had lost control But they can imprison you, torture… And yet they can’t take your self-…
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
At this late juncture All eating is competitive eating But in the world to come All competition will be An excuse for a feast
The Bad News Bears Bear the bad news That people tend to kill the messe… They are the bearers of bad news Not because they bear bad news
Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…
You know the (re)normalization of… is in full swing when the New Yor… justifies its publication of a cro… in the shape of a swastika on the start date of Chanukah
Thinking that the purpose of life… things looked good enough on the s… to believe that my life was 24-karat gold Who knew that the purpose of beaut…
God is infinitely demanding (MC… Because (=) God is infinitely rewarding (E)
Not one of us Has all the answers But we all Have all the answers Because there is only
Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death
A rational actor knows a thing or… First, he knows that by definition a solution solves a problem Second, he knows that
The surest sign That people don’t know what they w… Is when they want to have it both… But since you can’t have it both w… They settle for enforcing one way
You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump
Even when I’ve had sweet dreams Sleeping leaves a bad taste in my… Because even good dreams are bad d… Since the worst thing you can do t… Is to fulfill his wishes
