If I were going to rephrase the O… I’d say I believe in God because There’s no better explanation And if I were going to re-explain…
Those who can do talk shows Those who can’t teach others to show, don’t tell
The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game
No one is exactly sure why God switched from a pass/fail syst… to having you grade yourself but there have been quite a lot of B-plusses flying ar…
At first everyone was to be followed by a p… to protect us from terrorists or kill us if we were terrorists But then it was decided that
The only way to avoid giving the man who has everything more of the same is to give him nothing
Either like swords all signs have a point Or like the needle of a compass
The first half of life: Did I say that? The second half of life: I did say that The end of life:
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
In the latest version of Captain… Captain America’s archenemy is Captain Obvious for all the obvious reasons
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
The best a mystic can say is that while none of us are one of a kind we’re all kind of a one
Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being
After the sexual revolution men thought they could finally get what they want AND what they… while women believed they could at… get what they need AND what they…
The only possible form of self-awareness is knowing what you want to be true
