I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

Every time I’ve totally lost it It was because I feared I had lost control But they can imprison you, torture… And yet they can’t take your self-…

Gracious me! Now that college Has become a finishing school There are no starter homes

If we’re to believe the internet a hero’s journey consists of a hero who goes on an adventure, is victorious in a decisive crisis… and comes home changed or transfor…

I don’t have a TV because I would watch it Instead, I watch my mouth

I was caught between a rock and a hard place unable to decide on a way out Instead, you decided on me

We’re not in control so we try to take control which leaves us feeling out of con… But it’s because anything can happ… that we can do anything

Wonder Woman’s invisible jet was like a stratospheric glass cei… preventing her from flying like Superman

We never know what’s in the offing Which is why we’re always on Except on Shabbos When we’re off And then it’s off to the races aga…

Just as a lucky horseshoe works Whether you believe in it or not As long as the competition to pass… Goes on forever Then everyone’s a winner

We’ve all learned to speak interne… Rendering us one people divided By a common language Of zeros and ones Convinced we’ve broken the code

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

We’re told “Never give way on your desire!” even as we learn that “Desire is always the desire of th… Suffice to say,

In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him

The only colleges left standing will be the ones that can make you look smart while you’re playing dumb