Everybody worships something But that something is amiss Hero worship is one thing But heroin’s an abyss Invisible from the One Ring

The truth is true Is a tautology The truth is untried and true Is an etiology

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

Give thanks to God For we are much obliged

When they drew a winner It looked like we’d won By the luck of the draw But we came by our good fortune The honest way:

I grew up in the Neighborhood of… where if someone already had their… it was usually based on something… Now I live in the Land of Make T… where if someone’s mind is already…

Male materialists rarely make for marriage material because in their insistence that life’s not fair they further insist

When God closes one store He opens another

God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that

There are two types of men: Those who lie to deceive and those who by lying tell you what they really believe There is one type of woman:

God is the storm un– til He becomes your shelter from the storm. Amen

Success and failure Have nothing to do with what you d… And everything to do with what you… Making it equally important In victory and defeat

The struggle to become an individual in no way implies the need to be unique

You have bathed in the Fountain o… Every time you wash off the sweat After a hard day’s work

A snowflake is a raindrop With a pattern that has crystalliz… And we are seeing patterns all aro… Because hell is finally freezing o…