In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

Evil is cruelty plus pleasure

You can’t break the chain of events but you can break the chain of custody for the chain of events

It’s easier for capitalism to end than to imagine the end of capital…

When your mind is transparent Your body becomes invisible Because once they’ve made certain You’re thinking all the right thou… They’ll never give you another tho…

It always comes down to what is most important to you and what is most important to you is not knowing what is most import…

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

You need to follow the rules all t… so that you’re following the rules… At the same time, you need to know exactly when to break the rules But there can’t be a rule for brea…

Honesty is the best policy but it’s not an evidence-based practice

In fragile civilizations Power is used to acquire status And status is just for decoration In resilient civilizations Self-sacrifice is recognized as th…

Instead of shooting bullets into t… to celebrate I raise my leaf blower towards the… On blue moons I do this from my jet ski

Civilization began When the sons killed the father And substituted the name-of-the-fa… Civilization is ending Now that we’ve killed off the name…

The most common rookie mistake is thinking that because you know what you were saved from that you also know what you were saved for

If I said– The worst thing you can say about… is that he always plays it safe– then he sounds like a perfectly ni… But when I say–

When we were kids we liked to spell Mississippi out loud for fun but we never pronounced the S’s–