When I ask What’s wrong? It’s always short for What’s wrong with me?
Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant
Having priced myself Out of the market I’ve rebranded as generic
Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change
Where once man strove to move mountains now he settles for making them
A human has being so, we call ourselves human beings God has meaning so, we call Him
We should all know by now That every day is a do-over But we fail to realize That this means we’re in overtime And our version of overtime
Your eyes are your tools For processing light But don’t trust the process– Trust the light
When our mirror stage was over we didn’t just lose the mirror we also lost the stage In replacement we got a screen (for screening out…
In phase one we lived in order to live In phase two we talked in order to live In phase three,
Every night when I go to sleep my dreams fulfill my dearest wishe… so that I can make it through anot… But the metaverse is a dreamscape where your avatar is only allowed…
I’m not at liberty to say exactly… Batman and Robin change their clo… while sliding down the Bat Poles but I can share that it involves a lot of Alfred’s band…
If you’re going to take sick leave… take FMLA
It wasn’t until I earned my MBA that I understood the second comin… as an incredible opportunity for r… e.g, think about the implications… Jesus updated from sandals to toe…
Both my parents were tall and I ended up a shrimp Not coincidentally, my diet has al… largely consisted of pink flamingo… though scientists insist that it’s…