I survived my humiliation By treating it like a joke Through becoming a joke myself In order to in turn survive my bec… I became a running joke

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

As an American I have a posteriori knowledge that Americans pretend without reason to a priori knowledge of the other

The internet can be understood as… And the more time we spend on the… The weaker our boundaries become Until we see no boundary between r… Because we no longer recognize bou…

Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge

War gave way Not to peace But to endless meetings

Average academics Have a pet theory Dominant academics Have a pet theory about pet theori…

Physically unscathed after a life of piracy he was forced to lean heavily on his emotional scarring

You’ve used others When you use your talents To serve yourself You’ve used God When you use your talents

My boss said It’s my way or the highway so, I took the highway to hell But when God said It’s your way or the doorway

In granting us free will God took the greatest of risks God also made us in His image God risked it all on us Risking it all on Him

You could say– We flatter ourselves that In knowing all seven basic colors We’ve implicitly mastered every po… As if they weren’t infinite and th…

We hit it off: she’d declawed her cats and I’d plucked my cacti’s needles

Goodbye is not always goodbye In fact, it never is For while I may never see you aga… I’ll never unsee you

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle