Life isn’t perfect Because God’s love is

When I was a child Parents sent their kids Outside to play Now we treat children Like little adults

You can either learn to ride a bik… with no hands in order to show off or to free your hands for another task

The moment of truth has come and g… Leaving us with the whole truth: The best and worst is yet to come When there will be nothing but the… And you will only know the best fr…

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

Thanks to his bifocals Ben Franklin could see that while we might look like bald… up close we’re clearly turkeys

We are not material beings; We are embodied spiritual beings Language is how the spirit moves u… As in moves our bodies– Especially when words are set to m…

I’ve never been good at shaving I struggle to put on deodorant wit… And I’m frequently dripping tooth… Onto that same shirt In this an many other ways

One party rule Finally clicked in America When the ruling party rebranded As the Pajama Party

God loves us so much that He sets us up to fail For the journey is infinite As in it never stops And God knew that

There’s a groove I’ve been going… just between heroic and anti-heroi… that’s perfectly romantic But betwixt the truth-teller and the soothsayer

In my second marriage I went all in on being authentic When she left she said that being with me

When life gives you A bottomless pit Fill it with Bottomless fries

Rock and roll may be dead but it’s got one of the great corp… like a dead horseshoe crab

There’s no time like the present: Do it now Like, there’s no time like the pre… Do it now, but from an ironic dist… There’s no time to like the presen…