Heads I bite my tongue Tails You cut it off
We don’t understand our childhoods so we spend our adult lives reenacting them in the hope that an outside observer
Like the fern which is seedless but doesn’t lack seeds the universe (that cannot be named… is meaningless
Human beings need to compete for what they want To ruin human beings try meeting their needs
Father knows best practice is to ask your mother
I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary
If you’re locked out of your house you can die from exposure but if you’re locked in your house you can die from overexposure
Free will consists of recognizing the inevitable and choosing wisely
At the end of life you can either say I brought it or I bought it
If you made a Venn Diagram of my office and a coal mine the only thing you’d put where the… is the canary we keep by the copie… If the canary is dead
By Jove, the easi– est way to work on yourself is to get married
The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…
Like Ikea fur– niture, I am difficult to put together
To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be
If, after 10/7 you have the chutzpah to ask What just happened? their answer– It didn’t just happen–
