There are three kinds of lies: lies, damned lies, and antisemitism
The first thing I fell in love with was her out-of-office notification
A funny thing happened when I told them that you can either laugh or you can cr… No one laughed but for a second
You can use the Force or you can use force and the Force will use you because the Dark Side or the Light Side
Thinking of happiness as the meaning of life is like thinking of sugar as the meaning of food
Breathe in not out
Our enemies believe we are weak Because our elites believe that we… When, of course, strength is for p… Which our elites will only come to… When they find that they can’t pro…
In this age of relentless people p… the merest exercise of reason is always a form of treason
My wife is philosophically opposed to my habit of justifying things, say a bag of the really good kind… with the phrase: I deserve it
When they start to call you clear-eyed it just means you’re a cynic whose time has come
I was an idea man with one good idea and I have no idea why they stole my idea of a good t… when they could just have it
I was happily feeding at the trough when I noticed it had been filled with finger food
A long time ago I received my mission statement: The best version of myself isn’t t… I’m currently on my ten thousandth… Trying to figure out what this mea…
We’ve taken the mystery out of lif… Which makes this a murder mystery Because in choosing immortality We are killing ourselves More accurately, then
The difference between God and human beings Is that God gives you what you deserve Which is always what you need
