Is being a conformist without a cause enough to qualify me as an antihero

As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…

Your soul is mission control And Houston We have a problem Literally Problem is

What else can I say? Is for most people a rhetorical qu… But the poet takes it literally Making it the exception that prove… That everything is a metaphor for…

My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough

The best way to prevent something from happenin… is to convince people that it already did

Peace is not the goal It is the byproduct of the goal The goal is obvious Which is why we can’t see it

How many introverts does it take to change a light bulb? None– We turn to an inner light

My first meeting with God was ver… I knocked on the door and said “Excuse me?” God didn’t look up from what He w… As He calmly and firmly explained

I wasn’t shocked when scientists announced that a universe already infinitely… could still be expanding because I do have an ego

I am going to delay early retirement until everyone is middle class

We are all problem children Our problem is Everything we do is done to get a… As if every action doesn’t come wi… An equal and opposite reaction

I was waiting for my ship to come… But maybe I should have made like… And built a ship Especially since my neuroses all c… You’ve probably heard of them–

If you want a world that isn’t just a bunch of window dressing don’t have a world in which we’re all constantly being window…