It was when Socrates ate the frui… that he added this second line of… I know that my wife knows everythi…

You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after

No one ever told the truth but not a one of us were liars because we always spoke exclusivel… in the future tense

I don’t get mad I get odd

I fist met Cap’n Crunch back when he was 2nd Lieutenant C… He did this weird thing where he’d… in the powdered milk powder and sa… Stays crunchy even in milk!

In France everyone thinks Scotch tape is crap

When the devil seduces a people pl… He always begins by saying Make yourself comfortable Because he knows That in order to make themselves c…

People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…

Insanity is thinking you can ever get what you want and devoting your life to getting it

The biggest risk of immortality is the lack of risk Chances are you’ll be bored to dea… for all eternity

When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give

Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…

There were 102 passengers on the… So why only 101 dalmatians?

There are no endings neither happy nor sad– Does this make you happy or sad? I pretend to answer the question by preferring songs that end

An ideology will fail when followers are asked to believ… despite the fact that it isn’t tru… but will succeed as soon as those followers believe