It is said that The truth will set you free And while this may be true It goes without saying that Lies will give you power over othe…
I was struggling to decide Whether music is more defined by t… “90’s music is obviously the great… Or by type– “Grunge is so underrated, it’s ove…
You could say I tried stand-up but for the audience it was more like when the flight attendant demonstrates how to put on your own oxygen mask…
As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good
The screen you’re looking at seven hours a day is actually a magnifying glass
Life may be defined by loss But the picture Next to the definition Depicts acceptance
I was a bullshit artist until I realized a career as a bullshit scientist paid better
I’ve started blind copying my wife on emails to myself
I always wondered if mimes were a type of clown until having my mind blown by the insight that
It used to be that everybody had t… But now everybody has the same kin… Which means nobody has any kinks Leaving us all with the emptiness Of giving and receiving pain
Time marches on and for mere mortals it marches to the beat of its own… which is how we got rhythm But the immortals found
Brexit is a fantasy that a people who previously sat astride a global empire can now sit apart from globalizati… when in reality
Business or pleasure? Let’s get down to business and ple… This is also known as Dying happy
Author your own story By questioning your own authority In order to find out What you are trying to control And if, like me
I thought I’d crafted a mystique when all I’d rea– lly made were mistakes
