What is the culture war really bei… The battlefield is littered with c… Those clues are our dead bodies That still walk And talk

Naturally, we all want the very be… Only to discover That there is a lot of work involv… For something which in this world You can never have

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

All ideas that stood the test of t… Are outdated ideas because They failed to meet our search cri… There’s no time like the present

Don’t fear death– Time is the chisel With which we sculpt the infinite Or if, like me, you work with word… Each day is a first edition

The lamppost is an outpost Where it’s safe to admit That between you, me, and the lamp… Self-knowledge is over-rated Self-deception is automated

The reason every man has his price is because he always fails to real… 1. that he can never get what he w… 2. this makes his desire priceless

You and God are like socks– No matter how far apart you get You are still a pair You and God are also like pants– Even though you are forever one

We rent an apartment so my wife told me that technicall… I am the interim king of my own ca…

We had a perfect plan for putting the genie back in the bottle but to get the genie out we had shattered the bottle

A materialist uses Occam’s Razor And arrives at the conclusion That the simplest explanation Is that there is no explanation A believer uses Occam’s Razor

It’s horrifying when two parties have a suicide pact but it’s exponentially worse that the far right and far left

It’s become harder than ever to be the court jester– you have to use humor to speak

When women need a break from the m… they must be able to endure a whole lot of his navel gazing

If I say yes That’s just a guess If I say no Then I don’t know If I say maybe