Decisions my wife doesn’t make are settled by stare decisis

You’ve met your femme fa– tale when you can’t stop wishful thinking about her

All consciousness is false consciousness but some consciousnesses are easier to fake

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

We guard the thin line between love and hate by loving more But we cross the thin line between self-love and self-hate

I believe in God and I believe in liberalism The tension between these two beliefs

The ego always has three choices: 1. It can listen to the id and do what it wants to do 2. It can listen to the superego a… what it is supposed to do

People have long complained of working in silos so it’s been amazing to see them embrace putting in all of their emotional…

I didn’t start consistently moonwa… until they required us to wear Fit… to qualify for our employee health…

Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

I put out a comedy album Side A was called Wins Side B was called Losses Only one side was funny

How much of your conflict with other tribes is the result of your efforts to avoid conflict within your own tribe?

Desire is a tautology rendering each of us a failed ouroboros as dogs chasing our own tails

The difference between your superego and God is that your superego says You must, but you can’t leaving you with worlds of guilt

You’ll know you’ve weathered their gaslighting if you feel dazed but not confused