I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies
In becoming a celebrity a person meets the same kind of de… that a tree does in becoming a Christmas tree– embalmed in sugar
“Life”, as it’s come to be known,… And ends with a grand finale But in between there’s just a lot… And grandiloquent small talk But there are grand plans for a se…
I grew up listening to Barbara St… You don’t bring me flowers anymore and determined I’d never make that… Ten years into marriage my wife sa… Don’t bring me flowers anymore
My wife I mean my life Is a fulfillment of dreams Where I wish I were wearing pants
Everyone has a shoe size and a city size– I wear an 11 and a half and a 600,000
I’ve done the math and the whole is only greater than the sum of its parts when the group is made up of individuals
My dad was a very religious man He always told me You’ve made your bed now you’ve got to not eat in it
Given a choice I’d rather open a restau– rant than my marriage
It takes billions of years for the… of stars to reach us on earth but for the light its passage is instantaneous Our current relationship with God
As long as there have been people there have been people wearing mas… the difference now is that each mask comes with an entire cos…
In order to live I can’t die (but you can) In order to live and let live I must (eventually) die
Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…
Whenever I hurt someone I’m sure that I’m a honeybee about to die But it always turns out that I’m…
Relationships are hard work unless you’ve preemptively announc… that you’re quitting but staying on as a volunteer
