Instead of using our flashlights to move through the wilderness in the dark, slowly we believe that if we just keep shining them about the dark forest
In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
It’s a modern miracle: With social media You can finally Have your fake And be it too
It’s not how well you prompt AI it’s how promptly you do so because he who laughs first will have the last laugh
I was the first ever lobster discovered in the wild with a rubber band around my claw clamping it shut
When I risk loss for those who are lost only then shall we both be found
We can all agree that life is the number one cause of death But no one wants to admit that death is the only cause of ne… Nevertheless, we love our children
First they promised us belonging Afterwards they clarified that they meant You belong to us
I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…
Some people are orchids Some people are dandelions Some people like the ugly duckling are orchids who think they’re dand…
I’m not aware of the lies I tell myself Who is?!? But the white lies
As you age getting enough exercise in futility becomes more and more a portent
My shampoo is nine– ty nine percent natural, as if that were enough
We are connected therefore I think I am A nexus without a group
The cover-up is always worse when there’s no crime
