The ego is like a booster rocket That starts out incredibly massive But sheds its size As it delivers its payload– The soul–
Almost every student prefers and l… But will almost always take the vi… Because those classes are always e…
Marriage is a safe harbor until the moment you harbor a grudge
What happens within the gray matte… has always been a gray area but as the gray scale falls from o… everything is in black and white including the technicolor dreamcoa…
It’s funny– The more plastic we add to the wor… The less flexible we become As if in making a world of plastic We believe we can bend that world…
I’m never Ready But I’m always Overprepared
Meatheads of the world Unite; No one else can
In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up
As the new Assistant to the Deput… your primary initial responsibilit… 1) Establishing détente between wo… and paleo dietary restriction fact… while maintaining the dining hall’…
They say that it is impossible To travel at the speed of light But slow and steady Always wins the race Because it is actually
We’ve been traveling down a street… Post-enlightenment Secular Materi… And the thing about a dead-end str… Is that it seems like any other st… Until you come to the dead end
When all politics were still local to exert power you were required to go where the people were gather… In cyberspace all politics are nod… and to exert power you require the…
The biggest change Since I found God Is who I am Trying to impress Which is how you know
If you pursue any vice long enough you’ll either become bored or addi… scratch that– you’ll either become bored and qui… or bored and addicted
We went from wearing galoshes over… to wearing galoshes over our shoes… to wearing galoshes as shoes and now we wear galoshes over galo…
