You will only find happiness when the answers to the questions What would you do if you knew you… and What would you do if you knew you…

If your phalanges cause you to philander pluck off the ring

In the past walking into a cathedral made you feel small Now it makes you feel fat

Liberalism deepened by religion Religion widened by liberalism Until the body and soul politic Is so deep That it swallows our fears

Democracy is a game of bridge where each coalition must partner… and going for broke requires not just suicidal risk but a suicide pact,

If you want to predict the future determine what is most taken for g… and imagine a world without it I predict a future where words will be replaced

In the age of divorce It needs to be said: If you don’t want to end up divorc… Do not covet your neighbor’s ex-wi…

As the Zamboni driver erasing everything that just happe… so it can all happen again I am preparing for my own death

Service is inevitable; it’s why we… And there are three kinds There is serving others Because they control you– This is slavery

Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost

I used to pretend that Kafka’s The Trial was my favorite book but these days I bring a courtroom stenographer with me

Beginner is talking yourself into doing what you are going to do anyway Advanced is talking yourself out of doing

I’ve been running the numbers and the running joke that we’re running the show will keep everyone running in plac… until they all start running for t…

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time