Men are from Mars Women are from everywhere else

You don’t have to believe in God But if you don’t I believe you will hit a wall That wall is the limit of your thi… Since you will only be able to go

Now you only get to choose which hill you’re going to comply on

Mysticism, esoteric knowledge, these are euphemisms for what’s hiding in plain sight: We are not alone

Physicists insist that time can flow both forward and backward So, I always insist on sitting in the backward facing seats of th… because I need to be able to see

100% of success is showing up on time

You can only give what you are wil… See God Who gave us responsibility Because He takes responsibility f… And those who place blame

In families adept at keeping open secrets no one expects you to state the obvious

Forgetting that God has promised To never repeat the Flood We’ve busied ourselves opening the… Expecting to end it all As we flood the planes

We don’t have to take care of our… But we have no choice God doesn’t have to be with us But He always is– The choice is ours

The new Speech Code prohibits use of the phrase “Speak for yourself” due to its aggressive tone and threatening connotations

When life gives white people lemon… they make ginger tea lemonade wit…

In Judaism The three most important prohibiti… Idolatry, adultery, and murder In idolatry you abandon God In adultery you abandon your soulm…

God loves you more than anyone els… But if you live in denial of this Inevitably you will come to believ… You are your own biggest fan As you stalk yourself

At first moving heaven and earth is its own reward because it’s hell on wheels But self-flagellation