The digital clone born of your onl… Isn’t you, exactly But that leaves open the question… Who is the real you? This can be resolved by answering…
People who enter a plea of I’m sorry if you were offended are bargaining for a sentence of time served reckoning they’ll have got off sco…
Al Gore didn’t invent the internet He created a device for the reinforcement of irrational thoughts and behaviors
When I was a kid the rule was one kid got to pour two glasses of Coke and the other kid
God took the risk and made human beings to add meaning to His creation God gambled everything because this could mean anything
Funny how as the left lost its sense of humor it became a joke
Mother Goose was always considere… a good enough mother Until lately we realized her failure to smother It was unanimous
One wonders how they arrived at the 140 character limit per Twe… Did they consult the Kabbalah the average length of haiku or the heart rate of the hummingbi…
The dream has always been To build a time machine And go back in time To change the present But some things never change–
You have a real life if there are no easy solutions You have a real problem if there are no easy solutions but there is an easy way out
Telling ourselves half-truths Is worse than telling ourselves li… Because Although the truth will set you fr… Just as you can’t be half pregnant
“Democracy is the worst form of go… Except for all those other forms t… Since all other forms involve deat… And democracy merely involves symb… But democracy has an illness
Like many of you All my life I’ve been trying to predict What will happen when The unstoppable force
Everybody wants to rule the world And along come the Jews Claiming that God rules the world But nobody wants God to rule the… Because everybody wants to rule th…
My ego is too big
