In this earthly abode ‘Twas sadness that flowed With each new download Of binary code To ease our workload
Forecasting the rain in Spain is mainly done in vain
All cars have always been getaway cars because they tell the world how much you’re getting away with but now all cars are SUVs
It used to be that if you were obscure you had to be able to handle the truth and if you were famous
It was an open secret that on his day off Sisyphus liked to go downhill skii…
There are lots of places to hide things but hiding them in plain sight is the best option for the things that people
History won’t begin when we elimin… hoping that now everyone will get… Because step 1 in ending status i… and step 2 turns out to be elimina… This simulacrum that we live in ai…
An individual is someone who must… With the fact that he could be wro… And there’s no way to know for sur… But the choice must still be made The internet offers certainty
On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys
It takes talent to write a hit pie… but anyone can write a puff piece that in thirty years will read as a hit piece
It’s when all the signs say Everything must go
The climate change deniers missed the boat on all the ocean front property in Arizon…
My wife is a lot like God If God weren’t perfect Like Him, she’s my toughest criti… But also my fiercest champion
In the official version of my life I love my life In real life I love life itself
The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line