AI didn’t write this poem; it wrote the algorithm that decided whether or not you would read it
The one path to a sustainable future is understanding that people will only agree to cuts in their standard of livin…
How anti-Semites use exegesis to… against the Jews: Step 1 – Cite Love your Enemy Step 2- Interpret
Like Coke for Coca-Cola, Mr. Pibb is short for Mr. Pibb, ABD
Let there be light blight and hindsight
When I listen to the blues I can’t stop thinking of advice I’d give
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
In real life we used to say I’ll see your talk and raise you action but that was just too risky Preferring no stakes
The sloth’s plangent gaze confirms what we already know: The eighth deadly sin is haste
You’re only allowed to define yourself by what you’re against (anti-fascist, anti-Zionist, etc.) and what you’ve come after
Losing what you never had is only possible when you look for it exactly where it never was
When the cat’s away the mice will be paralyzed by all the choices
A charmed half-life is the time taken to lower your expectations to half their original value
The most surprising aspect of the… though perhaps it shouldn’t have b… was the amount of paperwork it gen…
Were I not happily married to my Jewish bride I would have happily lived out the rest of my days none the wiser
