Hook-up apps have given intimacy all the allure of an oil change

A la recherche du temps perdu has been variously translated as A Remembrance of Things Past and In Search of Lost Time

Ever since I got my first smartphone it feels like I’m visiting a museum and all the decent human beings

All behavior is purposeful and all behavior is self-serving until you realize that all behavior is self-serving which is when you find out what ha…

“The human body generates more bio…

All sense of control is an illusio… except for the control you feel in letting go of your need for contro… handing it over to God or to other people

I know a guy who knows Paul Simon who told me the real reason for th… was that Paul got sick of Garfunk… stalling for thyme

We ask people How are you doing? because it’s the easiest way to prevent them from actually telling us how they are doing

It was only when I shared my out of body experience that I came to understand it was nothing out of character

Life = Trial by fire Death = Trial by firing squad

Anticipation or dread work equally well at stopping time though the length of the work week

Starting gun to my head I’ll finish what you started And run the race By running in place

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

Tom Brady keeps a portrait of him… that is becoming progressively more likable

The best way to feel in control even though all control is an illusion is to stand in a line