Hell is having infinite wishes but using them all to wish for infinite wishes Heaven is having infinite wishes but only needing

If human beings are to survive it will be as cyborgs where AI does all the thinking and we supply all the feeling with the caveat that

When civilization was still buildi… deconstruction was all the rage Now that everything we’ve built is… rage is all the rage

Some people say They were born too late; I was almost born too soon But then along came the internet Just in time to stop time–

If you want to know what the quarantine was like for me walk a mile in my new leather sweatpants

In person we can struggle for equality Online we’ve already achieved

I have just complet– ed my memoirs: One Hundred Years of Solid Food

For a long time, the centrists were at the center of attention where the action was But now they find themselves at the center of a hall of mirrors

The problem is we’re running out of time and the only solution is playing the long game

Philosophers dream of “The view from nowhere” Granting pure objectivity Instead, we got the internet’s View from everywhere

Blathering on about the threat of the other is a means of slathering on the notion that blocks the light: If I am not what you lack

I am my own worst enemy But God is my greatest ally I like my odds

At judgment day they put the brief in debriefing by getting right to the point: You could have made a difference– Did you?

7 in 10 Americans believe in heave… while only 6 in 10 believe in hell which is why the house always wins

It was always true that if you tried to save the relationship by looking the other way eventually they’d want to be