In all my years as warden I could never figure out how to co… with NFPA code 14.14.1.5.1- “Access to exits shall be marked b… readily visible signs in all cases…
To get into heaven they tell you that you have to answer one question correctly and that there are
We’ve taken the last ember in the ashes for a glimmer of hope
When we asked Jesus to explain the mechanics of the last being first He answered in yet another parable… It’s like when you’re playing tug…
Life has given us pumpkins ostensibly for carving and smashing but I smell an opportunity though the opportunity cost
At first we thought This changes everything We weren’t exactly wrong But, of course Everything is highly adaptable
In the story of The boy who cried wolf There was no wolf Until there was And there still is
When you can work from anywhere anywhere will do
There’s always been a method to our madness Its latest name is the scientific method The madness is believing in
Those who were once just foaming at the mouth have been rebooted by social media… fomenting at the mouth
Apocalypse now in the eternal now
When I got to the front of the self-checkout line I assumed there’d be a mirror but to my surprise and delight it was even better than I’d hoped
If you do the right thing you won’t be rewarded but you will be enabled
Our first category mistake was believing that the Real has me… when the Real is absolutely meanin… only the Symbolic has any meaning This evolved into our second categ…
Optimism Hope without optimism Hope against hope Unconditional surrender Noncontingent being
