They let Potter get away with any… but somehow I get expelled for flo… that a wizard can’t have the same… even though zero (magic) is only half as large as double ze…
I’ve never won an argument with my wife but since I learned to let her have the last word I’ve consistently covered the spre…
When the dull knives are out and you say all the approved thing… in all the approved ways you have proved the silencing of dissent
There was once a time when No Jews allowed Meant No Jews allowed But now they say
During the rodeo clown shortage nobody thought that the rodeo mime… but the mimes surprised everyone distracting the bulls by silently evoking the dignity
Looking back on college it’s unclear if I was a party animal party mineral or party vegetable
We are all mistaken in locating the black sheep’s diff… in the color of his fleece when the real distinction is that the other members of the flock
Social media is proof of concept That you can please Some of the people all of the time And this starts to feel mighty pow… But this feeling is a forgetting
As the enormous asteroid hurtled toward Earth I found myself working harder than ever
As mysterious as the caterpillar bursting into the butterfly a lifetime of following all the ru… somehow prepared them to change all the rules
The devolution to a permanent ruling class of the progressive educated elite will not be televised Because the elite cut their cords
America hates its poor now more than ever because they are the embodiment of embodiment
I finally realized that when Smokey Bear says Only you can prevent forest fires Only I really believe him
Catwoman shamed Batman into getting out of the Batmobile… by telling him it was just like ec…
Once masks became quote-unquote op… the unmasked were finally unmasked and the masked remained unamalgamated