The state of nature, where there’s Something for everyone To fear Monotheism, where there’s Something for everyone
It’s not a real collection Unless It’s unsatisfying It’s not real money Until
The worst part about giving every kid in little league a trophy is the way it has emptied all the… out of acquiring
The internet wants to tell you a l… Instead, let me tell you a secret: After the Holocaust Antisemitism was buried just deep… That it came to seem an anachronis…
The last stage of wes– tern civilization was groupthink without groups
In Putin’s version of Let’s Make… he shows you what’s behind Door #1… - You let Putin run you through w… AND what’s behind Door #2: - You fall on your sword to atone…
I tried using my get out of jail free card but the CVV on the back was Roman Numerals for eleven
No one wanted to wear augmented reality goggles until our design team hit upon the idea of making them look
When my dog gives me that knowing… I don’t know what she knows I only know that she knows Who I’m fooling And it isn’t her
You can’t take both forks in the road but you can overpack
No man is an island but plenty live in abandoned towns
When I said That’s none of your business they replied Actually, that’s our entire busine…
Happy me, happy precis: Happy wife, happy life
Upon dying peacefully in my sleep surrounded by family after a long, prosperous life the Grim Reaper looked at me and… I’m glad to see you’ve arrived saf…
When hell freezes over we’ll all skate on our sins