One problem with civilization is that the people drawn to power are precisely those who lack it

I was voluntold to make myself sca… But scarcely do they realize In pretending to give me a choice They have unwittingly given me an… Truth or dare?

I knew Remain was in trouble when they announced that a vote fo… was also a vote in favor of renami… Brexit McBrexitface

Thinking the best of myself My best thinking Got me here, Before God

Never get greedy Always cut your losses And remember that it’s better to be lucky than good and it’s bad luck to be so good th…

I need the guy who trains your mind so that you can walk barefoot across hot coals to come to my house

80% of success is physical And the other half Of success Is failure

As AI gets smarter and smarter we’ll grow cuter and cuter until like a pug who struggles to breath… we’re too cute for our own good

You know a hipster is aging gracef… When he comes to see that Objects in mirror Are closer than they appear

They put a circle at dead ends so you can either live there or turn back but we just keep

Life is defined by failure But you can transcend failure If you die trying

Our lightweight cat litter develop… hit a speed bump when we realized it was worth its weight in gold

Life is a game of Truth or Dare in which you never lose if you choose dare and where you never win if you choose truth

When randomness blends with lawfulness you get the Loch Ness

Believing that one can use social media for good is like thinking one can live in the Matrix without fueling the Machines