I won the day when my antagonist branded me a reactionary because, of course, I’m an overreactionary

Why bother keeping score when death assures that things always end in a tie Soon you’ll be able to get rid of death

The pursuit of fame is the human equivalent of a dog chasing its own tail

Our surveillance state is uniquely American in that it is of the people by the people and for the people

I believe because I doubt sounds absurd until you realize that if there’s no doubt about it you are not free to choose

With social media You can squeeze All of the people All of the time

On the Mt. Rushmore of cartoon mice I would put four Jerrys

The B is silent in subtle but spo… B-cause a B-ing B-comes human by saying the quiet… The B-all and end-all Is the B-ginning and the end

The first thing you’re taught is t… you can make some of the people drink Coke all of the time and you can make all of the people drink Coke some of the time but

In my culture low hanging fruit is considered a delicacy

In the confession booth I have a confession to make so that I can receive forgiveness In the show trial I have a confession to make up

Social media– the bureaucracy of the people– is an eternal now where you always have just enough time

I will gladly suffer fools for love

To avoid road rage all rearview mirrors have been replaced by screens displaying a real-time computerize… of the way things ought to be

We confuse freedom for the act of choosing when our frontal lobe has no choice but to choose just as a heart must beat