Jews have learned the hard way How to discern when someone has Failed to earn their F for failin… The tell is whenever a Jew just Living a life

The soul is an appendix made of wo… and while plenty of people function perfectly well without on… much like the physical appendix– which stores good bacteria

Theoretically, Schrodinger’s Cat is both alive and dead at the same time In reality, cats have nine lives and one death

Like you I was born for greatness And, like you My call to greatness is “A great disturbance in the Force…

The crucial moment in my elevator pitch comes when I hit the emergency stop button

It’s capitalism after it shed its skin

I disapprove of what you say but I will defend to the death your right not to mean it

Let good intentions be my sword and naivete my shield

Wittgenstein began by telling us t… Face the facts But the fact is A cold, hard bottle In the form of our addiction to

You can tell that the far right Borg and the far left Borg are one Borg because Donald Trump

It’s said that In my Father’s house are many man… Which makes sense to me now That I’ve been banished from my f… And left for dead

I like to think of The signs we are all seeing As God’s soft opening

There used to be two types of peop… Those who wanted to Go ahead and get it over with And those who wanted to postpone t… This enabled some degree of self-s…

Like generals husbands are always preparing to f… while their wives are always prepa… to fight the last just war

The surest way to know That God is always there for us Is that we always have a choice This is why religion and liberalis… Are a match made in heaven