It’s still wise not to panic but now it’s because you need to keep your powder dry for a moral panic

If you need to appear weak to access power you’ll end up weak-kneed and abuse your power

That moment when you reclassify yourself from a mystery to an unsolved mystery

I once heard of a person In this case a woman (Though it could just as easily ha… Who divorced her husband Explaining

A planning committee’s second most… Is coming up with a plan That everyone can agree to But no one is happy with This sounds strange until you real…

You’ll know whether you’re there to make things better or to make yourself feel better by how you react when you’re told you can do better

They used to pay us A penny for our thoughts But then they realized We would pay them To think for us

It’s no coincidence that a mirror… making all self-examination a form… in which I observe myself to remak… in my own image This only works if I believe

The trick is to craft a conformism so elaborate that you convince yourself it’s bespoke

I’d always said Que sera, sera expecting the last guffaw Instead it’s a last hurrah before one or the other coups d’et…

Denial leaves a vacuum that is ever filled by wishful thinking

My matchmaker couldn’t find me any… but she suggested I go to the bing… and focus on the woman who played the most cards per game

The whole key To reinventing the wheel with cybe… Was making the ratio of the circum… Of a circle to its diameter A rational number

I’m not afraid of jumping in front of a bus because I don’t want to jump in front of a bus I am afraid of

When we poll people about what the weather in heaven is like the most popular answer perhaps not surprisingly is like a cold day in hell